News

May Tech Demo

Wednesday, May 8, 2013 - 16:04

Thank you to all our field agents, current and potential, who attended our tech demo on the 2nd. Concerning the events that took place, rest assured we are pursuing every channel to make sure the responsible parties are held to account. If you experience any side effects after the show such as migraines, glossolalia, cognitive dissonance, abnormal hunger, hypersensitivity, or cleisiphobia, please contact us.

We will be posting a compilation of information in order to reassure both investors and participants that ISA Inc. always takes the safety of its users as its primary concern. Watch this space for future updates!

App Activity

Thursday, April 18, 2013 - 00:16

Thank you all for your overwhelming response! Instantiations of XMPLAR are at record highs for our servers, and we're seeing quite a bit of breakthrough activity!

We want to take a little time to assure our agents that any abnormal server connection issues or behavior are transitory and quickly resolved. We have a crack team of engineers standing by to solve any issues that arise!

XMPLAR Version 1.0 soon to be released!

Saturday, April 13, 2013 - 22:50

After months of dedicated effort, our cross-department team of network administrators and designers has completed work on XMPLAR, our upcoming app.

XMPLAR, available soon in both the App Store and Google Play, will provide a way for anyone with a smartphone to communicate with our XMPLAR from within the ISA mainframe.

Server Downtime

Tuesday, March 12, 2013 - 16:15

We are experiencing some unexpected XMPLAR activity levels on the primary server. Alpha testers may notice the app is unavailable occasionally as our firewalls adapt. More updates as things develop. Thanks for your patience!